whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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