do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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