i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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