member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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