question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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