He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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