She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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