Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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