I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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