The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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