so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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