Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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