Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
