the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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