Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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