Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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