i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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