Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We just shotgunned beers for America
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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