i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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