Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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