Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
worst night to have a conscience
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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