I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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