you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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