Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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