whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?