Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
