Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You ruined the universe
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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