also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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