ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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