I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
His nipple licking is glorious
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