You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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