garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
farters have to be the big spoon...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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