There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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