I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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