All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
These tits shall not be calmed
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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