Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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