After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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