I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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