Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
they need to just BURY HIM!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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