doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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