he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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