it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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