all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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