i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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