Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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