You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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