in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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