This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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