I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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