im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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