she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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