He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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