its not stalking. its research.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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