i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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