C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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