Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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