But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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