My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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